“Hey Rocko, ah, you could maybe go easy on the kid there…”
“Fuck off Louie. Say it Bucky.”
“Bucky don’t mean nothin’, Rocko.”
“I said FUCK. OFF. LOUIE. Say it Bucky.”
“F— F-Fuck off Louie!”
“No goddammit, say what I told you to say!”
“I’m sorry!”
“Sorry for WHAT?”
“I’m sorry I ate it!”
“I am sorry I ate Scott’s gift, Mister Rocko. Say it.”
“I’m sorry I ate Scott’s gift Mister Rocko!”
“Now say you’re a moron.”
“You’re a moron!”
“No, say I’m a moron goddammit!”
“I’m - you’re - I don’t know what that means!”
“Ya know, Rocko, we all eat bamboo. Coulda happened to any of us. Maybe bamboo isn’t the best birthday gift, that’s all.”
“Louie, I don’t know how else to say fuck off.”
I, for one, am still completely floored that Hallmark passed on Shane’s ‘Bucky, Louie, and Rocko’ themed birthday cards. I guess the world just isn’t ready for a greeting card with a compelling narrative, character development, and above all — heart. Well, their loss.
Thanks Shane!
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still completely floored that Hallmark passed on Shane’s ‘Bucky, Louie, and Rocko’ themed birthday cards.
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